Porsche 911 (2019 – Present)

Porsche's latest 911 maintains the silhouette that's been turning heads since JFK was president, albeit stretched in all dimensions. Starting at roughly 25% of the median American home price, it's the vehicle of choice for those seeking to announce "I'm successful" without seeming flashy (though they're fooling nobody). The hype is easily justifiable when you consider the fact that few other six-figure cars can handle daily commutes, grocery runs, and track days with equal composure, regardless of weather.